The Weekly Weird - 2017-09-01
- Ever want to invest in obscure, probably-scammy investment products but that pesky SEC requires you to be able to afford the inevitable catastrophic loss? Look no further!
- You know how rabies is 100% fatal unless you're put into a coma for months in which case you have a ~13% chance of survival? Well, nobody told this 17 year old in Texas who just got better and bailed.
- The nice thing about the NSA is they force manufacturers to give them kill switches to turn scary features off. Oh the things you find when brute forcing CPU instructions.
- The phrases you most want to hear together are 'nuclear reactor' and 'incompetence at every level'.