The Weekly Weird - 2019-01-04
- Slow webserver getting you down? Next time write it in raw x86_64 assembly, sucker.
- Making drug deals is so much harder with congested sinuses. Take some of that meth and make sudafed with it instead.
- There are a few different paths to formally proving Rust but the incremental annotations in this one seem like something I would actually use and not just an academic exercise: Leveraging rust types for modular specification and verification.
- Super neat: trace a running kubernetes pod.
- Outages suck. Outages that lead to 911 services failing suck more. If only you had fire alarms that directly reported via morse code.
- I guess I need a hackers-print-the-new-flesh department: fake hands.
- Two houses alike in dignity something something ancient grudge. (Operation Assertive Corvid is a great evil plan name).
- Write nic drivers in all the languages.
- A bit late but: ping an ipv6 address to change a pixel's color. This is what ipv6 was invented for and I could not possibly be more pleased.
- Victorian Cannibal Sailors: totally legal until 1884.